Look at me.
I don't want to even get a haircut. I've lost my self respect.
Kids and fellow rangas, we need to subdue alcohol to the teenagers.
Regardless of teenage reading material like Cleo and The Financial Review, we need to stand strong against teenage preganancies and loss of self respect.
This will lead to unwanted children, like myself. Problem is I'm still unwanted. Not a good life for a ranga
Well I'm drunk at the moment so remember - orange is not a good colour to wear at a funeral!
Later kids,
WAZZZZZA
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Effects Of Alcohol
Bullying is a problem
When I'm at school I get called Felasio constantly. Being my last name, I feel its pretty nice. Not when my mum calls me it though..I'm a ranga
When I'm sociable with my captured bail breakers, ranging from parrots to unconscious snails, you have alot to reflect on. I mean, the Sun reflects of your head and warms you up. I've always been told I'd be a fire fighter..I just cant fight my own fire.
Alcohol - my only escape. Especially when I use scissors to remove bottle caps. I wear glasses. I have acne. Alcohol can save us from these imperfections. The only socialble group below me is David Koch. I feel quite proud of this seeing that I catch law breaking animals and abuse my power of them sexually.
But alcohol is massive factor. What can the consequences lead to?
* Inter - species reproduction
* Cats looking more attractive than usual
* Being named Warren
* Hanging out with Kochie
These consequences can scar you permanantly - like circumsision. But its only when you giving them to a squirming ant - that you realise your life is nothing.
So in conclusion, I'm a ranga who has no life. Alcohol makes it worse. Feel better about yourself. Don't drink unless your not going to get drunk. Alcohol makes us more ugly inside but makes people appear more attractive on the outside.
I think about myself alot and my animals.
Till soon kids
Wazza
When I'm at school I get called Felasio constantly. Being my last name, I feel its pretty nice. Not when my mum calls me it though..I'm a ranga
When I'm sociable with my captured bail breakers, ranging from parrots to unconscious snails, you have alot to reflect on. I mean, the Sun reflects of your head and warms you up. I've always been told I'd be a fire fighter..I just cant fight my own fire.
Alcohol - my only escape. Especially when I use scissors to remove bottle caps. I wear glasses. I have acne. Alcohol can save us from these imperfections. The only socialble group below me is David Koch. I feel quite proud of this seeing that I catch law breaking animals and abuse my power of them sexually.
But alcohol is massive factor. What can the consequences lead to?
* Inter - species reproduction
* Cats looking more attractive than usual
* Being named Warren
* Hanging out with Kochie
These consequences can scar you permanantly - like circumsision. But its only when you giving them to a squirming ant - that you realise your life is nothing.
So in conclusion, I'm a ranga who has no life. Alcohol makes it worse. Feel better about yourself. Don't drink unless your not going to get drunk. Alcohol makes us more ugly inside but makes people appear more attractive on the outside.
I think about myself alot and my animals.
Till soon kids
Wazza
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
