Sunday, November 25, 2007

Chapter 2: Alcohol Makes You Care Less About Your Appearance

Look at me.



I don't want to even get a haircut. I've lost my self respect.



Kids and fellow rangas, we need to subdue alcohol to the teenagers.



Regardless of teenage reading material like Cleo and The Financial Review, we need to stand strong against teenage preganancies and loss of self respect.



This will lead to unwanted children, like myself. Problem is I'm still unwanted. Not a good life for a ranga



Well I'm drunk at the moment so remember - orange is not a good colour to wear at a funeral!



Later kids,



WAZZZZZA

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